#5: Emailed: "Forgive me, but I cannot come to class today because I have the diarrhea and I have gone to the bathroom many times last night. I think I will go more times."
#4: "Do you make the muscles every day?" (Weight lifting? Flexing in front of the mirror? Paper Mache?)
#3: Perplexedly: "Why are you not like the girls on American Pie?"
#2: "You will never find a husband if you hate men." (After I had brought in a newspaper article about Hillary Clinton.)
And my all-time favorite:
#1: Disgustedly: "You are so eager and young." (Eager was our vocabulary word that week.)
2 comments:
Haaa HAAAAA!! And that's all I have to say about that post.
My favorite excuse for missing class is when female students tell me they are having "female health issues."
They assume I won't ask any follow-up questions. And they are SO right about that.
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